When Life Gives You Ideas...
[Oh boy?]Where did that saying come from anyway? Why couldn’t it be ‘Oh girl’ or ‘Oh Half Dome’ or ‘Oh Cheesecake’!? Oh cheesecake! Ahh yes, that has a much better ring to it! Such a nice ring that I just might put it on my finger! But I’ve never really been a fan of rings. Then again, I’ve never been a fan at all, that would be such a boring job, just whirring and cooling people off all day! Or cooling off rings!
Me (In a rather manic mood)